posted by roosterinmytardis (via oopstattoo)

Thomas Jefferson: You think dumping their tea is a good idea?

James Adams: .......

Benjamin Franklin: .......

George Washington: Do it for the vine.

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the-wolf-and-moon:

Fireworks Elements

the-wolf-and-moon:

Fireworks Elements

vale-decem-fowl:

Why is it when I take off my glasses people ask me

“How many fingers am I holding up!?”

I don’t see this:

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I see this:

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One time a black girl took my glasses and said “what color am I”

posted by roosterinmytardis (via hitoml)

hitoml:

judge in court: everything u say will be held against u
me: boobs
jury: haha
lawyer: haha
judge: haha case dismissed

posted by roosterinmytardis

What if the 4th of July is actually a bird sacrifice to some old god in order to keep the freedom going?

TAGGED :: 4th of july :: america :: merica :: 1776 :: usa :: bird sacrifice

dragonnan:

taypsychlowski:

salt-221b-and-the-tardis:

runningfromassbutts:

donna-and-her-spaceman:

consultinghobbits:

imagineyourotp:

Imagine your OTP getting really confused while trying to build IKEA furniture. 

John: “Sherlock, just hand me the instructions.”

Sherlock: “THE INSTRUCTIONS ARE WRONG JOHN”

“Doctor, just sonic it!”

“I told you before, Rose, it doesn’t do wood!”

‘damn it cas we can fix this!’

‘deAN IT’S NOT BROKEN’

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Psych-Os don’t have to imagine lol

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supersmashthestatebros:

fun April Fool’s Day prank: overthrow the government.

posted by roosterinmytardis

"How I wasted 9 years of your fucking life telling you how much I wanted to bang your aunt."

— Almost everyone in the HIMYM fandom (via whiskeythemagicpotion)

posted by roosterinmytardis

ITS CALLED HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER NOT HOW I BANGED YOUR AUNT ROBIN

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